This is Gail – she’s on remand accused of murdering her husband. Looks happy here, doesn’t she? She’s obviously smirking because she thinks she’ll get away with it. And claim on his life insurance to boot.
She doesn’t look quite so happy here.
This is where the Plod came to arrest her. She denied everything. Well, she would, wouldn’t she?
This is me, Tracy the bitch; I used to be one of her neighbours until I battered my lover to death. I’ve been away for a while, but when I heard Gail had been charged with murdering her husband, and there was no real evidence against her, I came up with an idea to frame her, and maybe win an early parole. I wrote to the police and suggested they transfer me to her cell. She didn’t suspect anything, but although I did my doggone best to verbal her up, she didn’t fall for my little scheme. So last week they shipped me out; now Gail has a new cellmate. Click here to see who.
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